You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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