i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He's a Shit stain on my heart
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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