so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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