we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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