$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
worst night to have a conscience
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
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We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
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I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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