You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
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she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
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No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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