Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
ugly people sure do ruin things
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I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
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I think I sprained my soul last night
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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