Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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