Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
She announced her abortion via fbk
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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