Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
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i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
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