It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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