school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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