you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
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its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
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So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.