She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
