Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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