So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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