4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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