I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
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Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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