Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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