went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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