i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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