Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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