Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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