I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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