does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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