I CAN MOONWALK!
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
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Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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