i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
there is puke in my bra ... again
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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