Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
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based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
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I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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