can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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