Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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