I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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