You work out of a Hotel?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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