Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
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It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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