i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I FOUND THE LEGS
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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