I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
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I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
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Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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