Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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