he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
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We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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