i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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