so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I could make wine with my vomit
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
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So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
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I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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