The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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