Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
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Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
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Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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