You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
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I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.