Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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