I'm eating all of the evidence.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
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I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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