Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Operation Purity has been aborted
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Life without a bra equals bliss.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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