hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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