Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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