strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
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Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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