We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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