i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
Randomize
