I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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