How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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