I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
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